monday. ugh. why do i dread thee, oh monday? it's not my job. i actually like my job. but i'm never ready to go to work. i always have a hundred things i thought i was going to get done over the weekend, and here we are, monday morning, and i have a to-do list a mile long.

i HATE my to-do lists. they are so schizophrenic. (i spelled that correctly the first time!!!! i'm a genius!!!)

here is an excerpt from said to-do list:

1. compete in a spelling bee, cuz i knows how to spell schizophrenic.
just kidding. here it is.

1. apply for passport ~ so i can sing in a wedding on a resort in the dominican republic. how amazing is that? but not amazing if i don't get to go because i didn't get my passport in time. hmmm...

2. pay target bill. but first ~ do budget to make sure there is actually money in the bank to pay the target bill.

3. dry cleaning.

4. apply for NATS (a voice teacher organization that sounds heinous, and will probably send me magazines on vocal pedagogy, which will make me feel inferior as a voice teacher. but my school is making me do it. blurgh.)

5. memorize an entire concert of music, to be performed on FRIDAY? uh, hello? i should be doing only that all day long, with every spare moment of my time.

6. write thank you notes and try to send them some time in the same century as wedding.

guys, this is heavy stuff. and there are 22 items on this crazy to-do list. i think i'm better off just not making a list. but it's so full because i keep FORGETTING to do any of this stuff.

i know, i know. i always complain about my to-do list. i can't help it! it's a thorn in my side. my goal is to get so much done on it, hopefully all of it, by the end of the day, so that tomorrow's blog will sound like this...

omg, totally got all my stuff done yesterday. now i can practice and work out and read jane austen books and eat bon bons. i rock.

we'll see....